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Sunday, May 24, 2015

Water, Coal, and Farming in a Desert

(Written about 6 weeks ago)

Today was another of my writing days. Naturally, this meant an adventure having nothing to do with writing.

We live, and farm, on land that is one inch of precipitation away from a desert. We have no rights to the river (see: stream) which flows through the land. Thus, our well is our lifeline. Without it neither our garden, nor the critters, nor we can survive.

My husband came to me this afternoon, as I was just settling down from running errands for the farm, to tell me, in that terrifyingly portentous voice of his, “we may have a problem.” If you're picturing Tom Hanks talking to Houston right now, you've got the idea. “I need you to listen to the well pump. It's making a strange sound.”

Well-pumps are like babies, buildings during an earthquake, and rocket boosters—you never, ever, ever want to hear them making strange sounds.

I knew my writing day had essentially ended, and walked outside. Sure enough, the pump was not only making a very disturbing sound, it was making it really loudly. My guess—which I would just like to point out turned out to be correct—was that the filter on the pump had gotten seriously clogged and needed to be cleaned out. This was a reasonable assumption, given that our water is very heavily mineralized and, of late, the water coming out of our faucets was proving a lot redder than usual (indicating a high iron content, a compromised filter on our pressure pump in the house at the very least, if not a cistern needing a good cleaning, and a potentially compromised well-pump filter too).

Of course, my husband being the methodical, moon-in-Virgo type that he is, we couldn't trust my intuition and go straight to that. We needed to problem solve sensibly, ruling out various possibilities one at a time. My husband's fear sensors had already gone to DEFCOM whatever, and were seriously fretting over the two worst case scenarios: the pump was dying (bad) or the well had gone dry (catastrophic).

I can't make fun of my husband for this because my mind tends to run towards the catastrophic as well, but this wasn't my first rodeo, and the last time the well-pump stopped working, as I was busy freaking out, his sensible problem-solving brought me in off a ledge and fixed everything fine even though he wasn't in the state at the time.

We did things his way. First I tried turning the pump breaker off and on to see if that helped. It didn't. By now the pump was practically having an articulate argument with us it was so unhappy. The next step, the husband suggested, was to open the cistern and see if we could tell whether water was in fact going into the cistern from the well.

This may sound simple enough, but it's not. For one thing, our cistern is underground. For another, we haven't had to open it in 18 months, and for a third, we live in a valley east of the Great Sand Dunes National Park. In practical terms, this means that every winter our fields, garden beds, and any other bits of earth around the house are covered in drifting, course sand. It took my husband a while to even find the cistern. Once he did, we had to dig it out from beneath two feet of compacted earth.

And goat poop, because our goats love to pasture and sit nearby. Unfortunately, this means that when we finally were able to lift the obscenely heavy concrete lid off (not before nearly crushing both of our sets of fingers and wrecking both of our backs), we got to watch not only sand, but goat poop fall into the cistern holding our drinking water. Nifty.

My husband sent me running for a strainer so he could strain the, as-yet, floating poop out of the cistern. Doing this, of course, required leaning so far into the cistern he a) nearly fell in and b) inadvertently pushed a great deal more sand into the water.

At any rate, ultimately we were able to see that the float—which tells the pump when to come on in order to fill the cistern—was at it's lowest point, and if there was water coming in from the well at all, it was doing so very slowly. My poor husband even extended himself head first into the cistern again to ascertain if he could feel it coming in through the intake. It was, but not with much strength.

So we conceded we had to open up the well itself, haul up the pump and see if we could figure out what was wrong with it. My husband was reluctant to do this; I didn't understand why until we had to put the pump back into the well. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

I was sent to turn the pump off again, collect tools and a tarp, and eventually cleaning materials. When my husband pulled the pump out, the last five feet of the electrical cord attached to it was coated in a black substance. The pump itself had this hard black substance all over it, and the filter was nearly completely blocked by crusted black goo. I told my husband I'd seen this before, and he had too, but never this bad. I wondered aloud that it must be some kind of mineral, perhaps a bacteria.

“It can't be coal,” my husband said.

Ding, ding, ding!!!

“Of course it can! That's it! It has to be! It's hardened, congealed coal dust picked up along the seams with the water.”

The primary economic driver of this area, until relatively recently, was coal-mining. Coal is as indigenous to this earth as the iron that stains all our appliances, the sand from the dunes, and the Apache, not necessarily in that order.

As we cleaned the filter, first with a flathead screwdriver, scrape, scrape, scraping, and then with a toothbrush, vinegar water, and baking soda, our hands were dyed black by the wet coal dust. The smell permeated everything—if you've never smelled wet coal, trust me, the smell is wholly unique and you never forget it. It's not bad, necessarily, just strong. I felt like an idiot, like somehow I had let my entire family down, not being able to recognize it immediately. It's something, like alcoholism, hospitality and fighting, intrinsic to my extended family.

Eventually we set the pump in a five-gallon bucket of vinegar water and turned it on.  It ran like a champ, and we were able to reinsert it in the well. This process was what my husband affectionately likes to call a relationship test. I wish for you, here and now, that you never, ever have to get a well-pump back in a well. But if you do, seek marriage counseling before and after.

After we finished (remarkably remaining married) I looked at my hands. They were coated in black coal dust. I can't explain how right this felt to me, or how stupid I felt that it took me so long to figure out what the substance was. See, my grandfather was not only a miner, but an organizer of the nascent United Mineworkers union back in Western Pennsylvania in the 1920s. My immigrant grandma got arrested walking the picket line with him (but was eventually released to go home and feed her 9 kids). Both my uncles worked as coal-miners, my brother was a steel millwright, and I can't listen to the song “Youngstown,” by Bruce Springsteen, without crying. Coal runs through my veins, metaphorically, and now, apparently, also literally. I should have known such a close relative on sight.


Friday, May 8, 2015

Best Reaction to the UK Elections

Kudos and thanks to Tom Mison of London for this one.  Paddy Chayefsky and Peter Finch speak for me.

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

Monday, May 4, 2015

Sleepy Hollow Episode 2.16 “What Floats Around Sleepy Hollow in A Billion Pieces”

What the hell do they write on their Workman's Compensation claim? 
Damian Kindler and Phillip Iscove gave us a very entertaining episode in 2.16, “What Lies Beneath.” The villains terrified, whilst paying loving homage to two of the show's artistic ancestors, Firefly and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (we all want to be Joss Whedon when we grow up, don't we?); our heroes worked together very well and shared some sweet moments; the choice Abbie and Crane are required to make gives us some beautiful character insight; the “love story” between Crane and Thomas Jefferson was interesting; Jefferson himself was more fascinatingly written and played than Abigail Adams, Ben Franklin, and George Washington combined, in my book; Irving and Jenny got plenty of air time and made the absolute most of it; Calvin, a potential new love interest for Abbie, proved a strong, charismatic addition to the team, one with whom Abbie already has way better chemistry than she ever did with Hawley; and the little bit of Katrina and Henry we got was cool and appropriately creepy.

But, let's face it: we all know what didn't work in this episode, namely a plot hole so huge the entire episode started taking on water. That said plot hole didn't sink this episode completely speaks volumes not only about the writers of “What Lies Beneath,” but everyone involved in Sleepy Hollow for the past two years, in creating characters and a world so well-crafted and delightful they can outweigh unfortunate incidents like this.

Our story opens, appropriately, with a survey team studying what lies beneath Sleepy Hollow in preparation for a new commercial development. They come upon the infamous ancient tunnel system and in turn are sucked unwillingly into another, secret tunnel system below that. We eventually learn that the three unsuspecting workers awakened an ancient fighting force of George Washington's called “Reavers,” posted there a couple of centuries ago to protect an anti-apocalypse version of the Bodleian for Abbie and Crane's ultimate usage. Said fighting force, once men, were supernaturally made into vicious creatures who could survive indefinitely—or at least until Crane and Abbie showed up. Unfortunately, these fellas have awakened monstrously hungry, and, not unlike their Firefly namesakes, they are quite willing to slake that hunger with human flesh. Hence, our surveyors go missing.

Abbie and Crane, meanwhile, are strolling around a warship because the Witnesses have a gorgeously weird idea of courtship, and because “sacrifices made for the greater good” is the theme of this week's episode. (Also because Fox is apparently in danger of losing the US Army recruitment account.) Abbie's still not giving Crane much emotional quarter, managing during their conversation to look everywhere but at his handsome self, which I understand not at all. But hey, at least they're together and central to this week's story, which is a huge improvement over much of the season. Crane gives us a great rant as he watches people take selfies, outraged by people “posting life” instead of living it. He then goes on to tell us “there are reminders of conflict everywhere.” Well, Crane, you are standing on a friggin' battleship, for example.

Abbie wonders aloud where their fight against evil might end. To encourage her, Crane reminds Abbie that the Bible foretold a seven-year mission for the Witnesses. “Have faith,” he softly insists, to which the fandom replies, en masse, “we're trying, Fox, but it would be a hell of a lot easier if you'd just renew the show already, damnit.”

Reyes summons them from their Not A Date (via text; sadly, Sakina Jaffrey is still MIA) to help with a missing persons investigation. Abbie and Crane don't make it to the scene until well after dark because daylight is just not scary. At the scene, a journalist stops them before they can make it to the tunnels, and we're introduced to Calvin Riggs, Pulitzer-prize winning war correspondent, and an intelligent, brave and (naturally, because this is Sleepy Hollow), ridiculously handsome man who might actually be worthy of Abbie. Between the introduction the writers gave Calvin, and Sharif Atkins' charismatic portrayal, we have a potential new regular who may add an interesting dimension to our story (as long as he's clear that someday, eventually, Abbie will leave him for Crane). (You are clear on that, right, Calvin?).

(Oh dear, I think I feel another Horseman of the Apocalypse coming on).

"Hi. My name is Calvin, and I'll be your cock-blocker
for Season 3."
For now, Calvin's just here to humanize the Reavers' victims: his brother is among them. He takes a lot of photos with his $7,000 camera, but mostly just wants to make sure the cops do their job (oh, and get Abbie to stop giving him “propaganda face” long enough to give him her email address). Abbie promises he'll be her first call once they know anything, and heads with Crane down into their beloved tunnels.

Our heroes aren't the only ones on the job, but they are the only search team that “know[s] about this section,” thankfully. When they find a camera used by the survey crew, and watch the playback, they see what they're dealing with in terms of monsters but they also see something curious which Crane recognizes: a room, underneath them, the architectural design of which points unequivocally to Thomas Jefferson. Huh. That's odd. So they decide, monsters or no, to climb down into the lower tunnels and have a look-see, as you do.

Shockingly, this doesn't go well. On the upside, they do get some valuable intel. There are a lot of these creatures down below, and our heroes are going to need more firepower to have any hope against them. But more importantly, they learn that Calvin's brother is still alive, in captivity somewhere close by (in their battle with the Reavers, one of the workers had the presence of mind to hold onto a radio; I want these guys on my team when the apocalypse comes).

On the downside, Crane is nearly taken by the Reavers, saved only by flashes from Calvin's camera as the journalist enters the upper tunnels to capture all this fun on film. The light from the flashes unnerves the Reavers sufficiently that Crane reaches the top alive. Calvin immediately starts getting pissy with Abbie because, despite the fact that until a half-second ago she and her partner were fighting for their lives, she hasn't called him yet to tell him of this latest development.

Having grown up in Sleepy Hollow, Calvin's neither surprised nor thrown by the seemingly supernatural creatures Crane and Abbie have encountered. He demands to be embedded with them. After a quick confab with her fellow Witness—Crane, of course, doesn't want such a handsome man within a mile of Abbie—the leftenant grants him “limited access” to their investigation, confiscating his cell phone for good measure.

After the first act break, we're introduced to some wonderful C story: Frank Irving having a drink with Jenny Mills, and seducing her into helping him break into the police evidence locker, ostensibly to recover his wedding ring. Jenny--being Fabulous Fucking Jenny Mills--is skeptical, silently notes the weird tattoo on Frank's arm, and eyes him with heartening reserve. She agrees to help him, but also volunteers as his back-up.

Abbie and Crane return to the archives for more firepower, research, and detective work. Happily they need no help with witchcraft in this episode since Katrina is, as usual, napping. Crane's deduction regarding the “fenestella,” the room he's convinced Jefferson designed and built under Sleepy Hollow, leads naturally to Crane recounting his relationship to the third President. It turns out Jefferson was one of his many mentors, and Crane counted him a friend—so much so that he even helped him edit a draft of the Declaration of Independence, in a flashback scene which is handled beautifully, refreshingly devoid of camp. But suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, Jefferson turned cold to Crane, cut him off.

“In the common vernacular,” he explains to Abbie, “he 'unfriended' me.”

Delightful, but you guys meant “current vernacular,” right? Since “common vernacular” is redundant? Crane still carries the wound of that break-up, as Jefferson never explained himself.

The time in the archives also introduces us to the history of the Reavers, whose unswerving loyalty to the first President was repaid by their being made into immortal monsters forced to spend eternity beneath the ground guarding whatever the founding fathers thought important enough to keep in the fenestella.

Seriously, Frank!  We all knew Ms. BAMF the Younger
wouldn't fall for this.
At the police department, Jenny and her gorgeous romantic heroine hair help Irving break in, pretend to stand guard, then follow him. She sees the evidence he's actually taking is from The Hellfire Club and pulls a gun on him. Lyndie Greenwood deftly delivers lots of exposition to explain to viewers just tuning in why this matters, and a brief, physical confrontation follows. Frank takes off, leaving Jenny her gun.

Armed to the teeth, our heroes return to the tunnels, and, much to Calvin's horror, also commandeer his $7000 camera to use as a flying Reaver deterrent. Our heroes get a good scary fight from the Reavers, escaping eventually through an open door, into the gorgeously lit fenestella, and a face-to-face meeting with...Thomas Jefferson. As act breaks go, I daresay, that one's pretty hard to beat.

Once we meet Jefferson, things start to get rather interesting. Save his (sarcastic, I hope?) insistence that Crane call him “Mr. President”--something Jefferson would never have done--and Crane's incessant courtly bows (Abbie gets one; Jefferson gets three?), the meeting with Jefferson is charming. Crane is enchanted, while Abbie remains marvelously reserved as Jefferson greets her warmly (we learn later that he immediately recognized her as the Second Witness).

Crane has so much more chemistry with Jefferson
than he ever had with Katrina. It's sad.  
Jefferson's presence in the fenestella is a stellar creative invention: he's a hologram, powered by a delicate but indefinite electricity source co-created by Jefferson and Katrina's coven (damn but those witches got around), and provided with a perfect facsimile of Jefferson's personality, thought processes, memories and values. But near as I can tell, his sole reason for being there is to welcome Crane and Abbie when they eventually find the place. Couldn't he have just left them a note? Beyond powering Jefferson's hologram, which Crane hilariously keeps running his hand through (“could you please stop doing that,” Jefferson entreats), I have no idea what the point of the delicate, indefinite electrical source is. To keep the lights on? Couldn't they have just left some wood for torches, trusting Abbie and Crane to figure how to light them? Was the place climate-controlled to keep the books and scrolls in good condition?

Meanwhile, Jenny catches up with Irving, and with the help of a very moving performance from Orlando Jones and a powerful flashback, we learn that Frank protected his humanity, before his fatal confrontation with War, with a rune stolen from Henry. The little bit of Good Frank left in him broke in to steal a ledger from the Hellfire Club proving wire transfers of $1.37 million dollars, and the flashdrive that would allow him to transfer that money to his family.  He gives the latter to Jenny and begs her to protect them from Evil Frank, about to overtake Good Frank, because the power of the rune is fading.  Jones and Greenwood are magnificent together.

Back with Jefferson, Abbie and Crane are ever-so-slightly impressed with the fenestella. But they're also unequivocally clear that their object at the moment is to find the workers and free them from the nasty clutches of the Reavers, and they're not going to let a little thing like a treasure trove of answers to every question they've ever had about their purpose and the fight against evil come between them and those men.

Ms. BAMF the Elder.  As usual, clear as the proverbial bell.
And here would be where our plot begins to take on water. In an agonizingly slow bit of exposition, Jefferson explains that the fenestella is there to help Crane and Abbie. Abbie, never a big fan of wasting time hanging out with a dead white guy when men's lives are at stake, leaves Crane to negotiate with his old pal--“get him to help”--and goes in search of the men. Just below the fenestella she finds a “nest” of (currently) sleeping Reavers, the fenestella's power source, and the two surviving surveyors. Abbie signals the men to sit tight, that she'll be back for them, and returns to tell Crane.

But Jefferson's having none of it. Attacking the nest, he says, will destroy the fenestella. “It weighs on me that these men must die, but the information within these walls eclipses the needs of the few.” Both Abbie and Crane are horrified by Jefferson's conclusion, but this fan is deeply grateful for your showing Jefferson as morally ambiguous at best. When Abbie says “Mr. President,” she glances at Crane, and he nods to show her he agrees—men before books—in an absolutely gorgeous economy of storytelling, bond-showing.

I'm so glad you guys finally got work again.  I was worried about you
when Firefly got cancelled.  What have you been up to the last 12 years?
I just need to pause a moment here and encourage fans to go back and watch this entire episode for no other reason than Nicole Beharie. She is so beyond marvelous, especially in the scenes with Jefferson. You can see the extraordinarily complex emotions and thoughts this woman is having simultaneously in response to meeting this man, and it's all SO RIGHT in terms of strengthening Abbie's character as a badass hero. The subtlety of Beharie's performance, her range, are just awe-inspiring.

Well, huzzah! Abbie and Crane manage to free the two surviving men, leaving the fenestella and a dejected Jefferson behind them, without harming the power source or the library at all! It would seem they can have their cake and eat it too! Battling fierce Reavers, they make it to the surface and hand off the traumatized men to Calvin.

And then our A-story really starts listing. When Crane and Abbie reach the top of the secret tunnels, they agree quickly that they have to kill the Reavers, and blowing up the power source of the fenestella is the only way to do so.

Wait. Huh? Why? The Reavers were down there for 250 years and never bothered a soul!  Can't you just re-bury them until you get a chance to come back and empty the fenestella of its invaluable, irreplaceable contents?

Crane tells Abbie to take the surviving surveyors to get medical attention, and then quite heroically goes back into the tunnels alone. A flash-bang scares off enough of the Reavers to get him to the fenestella, and then he shoots and hand-fights two more. But just as he's about to go into the Reavers' nest, an iron fence comes down out of the ceiling to block his way. It seems despite being a hologram, Jefferson still has some tricks up his sleeve, and he's had about enough of these ungrateful Witnesses trying to destroy his greatest invention.

And at last we come to the reason Jefferson abandoned Crane. It seems that, like everyone else Crane cared about in 1781, Jefferson also knew he was a Witness. But apparently the “prophecy” required that everyone keep this secret from him until the Second Witness appeared. Thus when Crane's research and initiative took him too close to the truth, Jefferson relieved him of his work as his assistant before Crane could discover the fenestella's purpose.

The chamber, Jefferson goes on to explain, represents his proudest achievement. That the Witnesses are both there in the flesh fulfills his grandest hopes. “The price I paid in building all this,” he regretfully tells Crane, “was our friendship.”

“And now you tell me it must all be destroyed,” Jefferson opines.

No, it musn't. At least not yet, and not for these reasons. And that's the fundamental problem with this story.

Mison's performance as Crane, passionately arguing that if these three men stumbled across the Reavers, there will be more; that the world is changed, and 300 million Americans now live above the fenestella and they cannot endanger them, is spot-on. His performance is not the problem; Crane's argument is. He reminds Jefferson he once told him “a single life is worth more than a thousand books,” and while I agree that's true, and am glad to see our heroes agree that's true, this is such a lousy justification for blowing up the fenestella I don't even know where to start. Of course, there was a reason why it had to be done then, and a good one, but it's buried in the denouement, and I had to piece it together myself. But there's no good reason explicated at the time why Abbie and Crane couldn't have come back later with Jenny, Calvin's camera and a U-Haul, killed off the rest of the Reavers, and moved that library out of the fenestella and into the Archives.  Even killing the Reavers doesn't really sit well with me.  These were men sent to those tunnels as Crane's allies, to help him and the side of good. Sure, the Reavers were hungry. But throw the fellas some take out, pat them on the back for a god-awful job LONG well-done, and let them go back to sleep.

What did make sense, in the denouement, is that the workers' experience with the Reavers had to be explainable to their traumatized minds and the police as an attack by wild animals living underground. Naturally, this would inspire the police and/or department of wildlife to immediately investigate the tunnels. Had they done so, before the A-Team could come back and clean out the joint, they not only would have found the deadly, inexplicable Reavers, but the even more inexplicable Thomas Jefferson and a library that would have confused and terrified them mightily.

The Witnesses had to make sure that didn't happen. Blowing up the fenestella gave them the excuse of a “gas line explosion,” to keep immediate search teams out, and keep future teams from finding anything in tact once they did go in. Unfortunately, that's not the kind of heroic choice we need Abbie and Crane to make. Saving people is one thing, but keeping information from them by destroying it... not quite so sexy, not the kind of stakes that make for a great B story. Unfortunately, this meant our stakes and our story were at odds with each other.

Anyways, Jefferson finally comes around, tells Crane the best spot to plant his charges for maximum effect, waxes poetically that the country is in good hands, and Crane runs out the door—without grabbing even ONE book and stuffing it in his satchel! As Charlie Brown put it,



Upon Crane's return to the surface, Abbie says, “I can't believe we just blew up the author of the declaration of independence” to which Crane charmingly replies, “truth be told, he insisted.” Very cute lines, very well delivered, but, no, he didn't. He yielded. C'mon, guys. We were there. It was like, four seconds ago!

Crane's conclusion, upon blowing this knowledge nirvana to hell, that they still have the internet—granted, I understand that it was meant to be a joke—didn't land for me at all. If that were true, there would again have been no moral quandary for our heroes. It wouldn't have mattered that they blew up the fenestella. Their decision to save the men would have no cost, and therefore could not be heroic.

(Again, couldn't Crane have thrown a FEW books in his satchel on the way out the door?)

The beauty of the love story between Crane and Jefferson, Steven Weber's delightful portrayal of Jefferson as a fierce intellect with an ambiguous morality at best, and at worst of all, willing to let men die to save knowledge, is extremely well done. Unfortunately, it's all tainted for this viewer because a choice is presented between two options which need not be in conflict with each other. Stakes are posed that needn't be stakes.

Our concluding scene between napping Katrina and Henry is marvelously creepy. Katrina awakens to see her son sitting before her. They chat a bit, he hands her a dead rose with lots of thorns, one pricks her and causes her to bleed, then suddenly she wakes and he's gone! She believes it was all a dream. But when she gets up to wash her hands, she sees the blood and realizes he really was there. This oft-used trope was very well-done. I do wish we could stop raiding Stevie Nicks' closet for Katrina's wardrobe, but the audience teasing of this scene was great.



Israel Defense Force Vets Speak Out About Gaza Invasion - MUST READ

The Gaza Strip, August 2014

60 Israeli Soldiers "Break the Silence" on Gaza

Check out Breaking the Silence for transcripts of first-hand accounts.

About twice the size of the District of Columbia, 40th most densely populated
place in the world.  

Follow Breaking the Silence on Twitter @BtSIsrael

Keep up with human rights struggles in the Middle East by following @DanielWickham

Shame on you, Mr. President.  Palestine and the International Criminal Court











More than 2,000 Palestinians were killed by the IDF in 50 days
Approximately 25% of them were children



Sunday, May 3, 2015

Season 3: One-Word Wishlist

The heart and soul of Sleepy Hollow

If you've been reading my commentaries on Sleepy Hollow, you know that if there is one word that could NEVER be used to describe me it's “concise.” But even I'm sick of my verbal diarrhea. So with this list, I tried to remember that “brevity is the soul of wit.” I've always wanted to be witty.

Wishes for Season 3, in one word.  
  1. I mean, it's not like it would be
    a stretch for them, acting-wise.
    Abbie: VULNERABLE
  2. Crane: HEROIC
  3. Abbie & Crane: TENDERNESS
  4. Jenny: ARC
  5. Frank: ARC
  6. Jenny & Frank: PARTNERSHIP
  7. Reyes: SUPERNATURAL
  8. Headless: JACKSON
  9. Brooks: RETURN
  10. Corbin: PLEASE
  11. Corbin Jr.: MORE
  12. Caroline: UNDEAD
  13. Katrina: FLASHBACKS
  14. Henry: DEAD
  15. Moloch: FORGOTTEN
  16. Villains: COMPLICATED
  17. Abbie & Crane: HEAT
    Tired of imagining.
  18. Humor: WITTY
  19. Hair: REAL
  20. Wardrobe: ROMANTIC
  21. Writers: PEOPLE OF COLOR
  22. Writers2: WOMEN
  23. Directors: AARNIOKOSKI & WISEMAN (it's my list, I'll cheat if I want to)
  24. A-Story: BETTER
  25. Arcs: BETTER
  26. Fantasy 1: MERMAID/CENTAUR
  27. Fantasy 2: MUSICAL  

  28. Mythology: CELTIC
  29. Fencing: MORE
  30. History: HONEST
  31. History2: NON-WHITE-CENTERED
  32. Historical Figures: NON-HAGIOGRAPHIC
  33. Hobby: CRANE
  34. Job: CRANE
  35. History: ABBIE
  36. Calvin: YES
  37. Horsemen: ALL
  38. Orion: PLEASE
  39. Kindred: YUP
  40. Abbie & Crane: KISS*
And for the record, no, this is NOT what I'm talking about.

*Seriously, you owe us after last season.





Monday, April 27, 2015

Sleepy Hollow Episode 2.17: The 51st Way to Leave Your Lover


"Why does it surprise me not at all that you cracked
the Liberty Bell?"
[Addendum, 2/19: I was reminded rightly by a reader that Doug Aarniokoski did a phenomenal job directing this episode--Sleepy Hollow is so lucky to have him--my apologies to Mr. A. for neglecting to mention his vital contribution].

A reader recently asked me what the turning radius of a television show is, given the time delay between the breaking of a story and production of a finished script. She wondered if trying to amend an ailing narrative might not be like trying to turn the Titanic. I told her, “TV writers wish they had the turning radius of the Titanic.”

I have tremendous sympathy for the predicament the writers were in by this point in the season. Ratings were suffering, fans were complaining (rightly so) that the Crane Family Drama was boring and had sidelined Abbie, Jenny and Frank indefensibly. The writers, to their enormous credit, heard us and responded. Given what they were working with, the Sleepy writers did a commendable job turning the Season 2 narrative in order to save the show, re-win the trust and faith of the fans, and give us a finale which could either gracefully end the show, or give us a clean, fresh start if renewed.

Unfortunately, certain things cannot be rushed. Pregnancy, for example. A good boeuf bourguignon. The fall of Katrina Crane.

It speaks volumes about then-show runner Mark Goffman's faith in M. Raven Metzner that he assigned him this script. “The Awakening” was arguably the most important episode in Season 2, and quite possibly the toughest to write (time travel conundrums be damned) because it was saddled with the entirety of the fall of Katrina Crane. And therein lies its primary problem. I wholly believe no writer could have made Katrina's fall believable in one episode (and no, playing around with exploding genitalia metaphors and “dreaming” about Henry coming back to her in earlier episodes do not qualify remotely as adequately predicting her fall).

But let's talk about what worked in this episode, for there was so much.

As a whole, “The Awakening” was extremely well-written and the show, as a whole, beautifully executed. The episode was exciting, entertaining, and the nature of Katrina Crane's fall was very creative and innovative and really could have worked, had it simply had sufficient time in the season to develop and land.

Katia Winter's performance in this episode was a revelation. She was in every way M. Raven Metzner's partner in conveying the complex and difficult emotional landscape of a good woman turning her back on everything she is and has been. To the extent that her arc worked, to the extent it landed at all, we largely have Ms. Winter to thank.

Huge kudos are also due Mr. Mison, without whose range, subtlety, passion and restraint this episode also could not have worked. He so believably conveyed Crane's shock, anger, frustration, and sorrow. I could not take my eyes off him and Winter in their scenes together; they were wholly mesmerizing. If only they could have had more scenes like this together throughout the series.

Act I was fun and set us up for a good adventure. We begin with a charming bit of side-eye meta in a bookstore where Crane is discovering that time-travel is a fairly worn literary trope. His ego is wounded to find he's not unique; Abbie rescues him by reminding him he's the only one in the non-fiction section. What follows is delightful in its entirety (when Metzner puts Abbie and Crane in a public room full of books, magic ensues). Mison plays gorgeously Ichabod's delight at being served a proper cup of tea (granted, probably not much of a stretch for an Englishman stuck in the U.S.), whilst conversation about how the downloading of books is putting small, independent booksellers out of business gave the scene some nice social weight.

It turns out, Abbie and Crane are here on business: they're trying to recreate the Witness Bodleian, thoughtfully assembled for them by Jefferson et. al., protected by starving, cursed zombies for centuries, only to be blown to hell by our heroes in the previous episode. The bookseller isn't sure she can help them. “There's rare and obscure and then there's your list.” When she asks where they saw some of the esoteric titles, Abbie and Crane overlap and contradict adorably, taking each other's place in their attempts at obfuscation. Abbie: “Oxford.” Crane: “The internet.” A lovely and hilarious way to underscore their growing intimacy, Mr. Metzner.

Abbie speaks for absolutely all of us when, leaving the store, she bemoans their not having taken a few of the books with them from the Fenestella. Crane proposes that, without a clear library of guiding intelligence for their quest, they will have to figure out the rules on their own (haven't they been doing that all along?). A charming, light exchange outlining the rules of Witnesses follows. “Always tip the bartender, never start a land war in Asia....”

“Don't spoil the end of motion pictures,” Crane pipes up before, joking aside, Abbie reiterates for the gazillionth time this season that they must put their bond as Witnesses above all else, including all other relationships. Unlike almost every other time this season, however, this warning becomes almost immediately relevant.

We're next introduced, in tightly written, directed and edited scenes, to three strangers with serious rage issues with other people in their lives. A woman learns her husband has gambled away literally all of their assets. A young man on a bicycle is hit by a truck driver who blames him. A dead person resents a relative or friend bringing his/her lover to the funeral. A bell tolls and ample use of shaky cam shows us something is happening to these folks, and when each gets Sandman Eyes, we know it's not good. The first two folks each use supernatural violence against the person whom they feel wronged them; the last speaks for the dead.

As the bell stops ringing, each person returns to normal, with no memory of what they've done. Cut to Henry Parrish reading something in Latin from the Grand Grimoire and we have all the exposition we need as to who or what is behind these strange occurrences.

Ichabod and Abbie stride purposefully through the precinct, exposition flowing naturally between them. They're on their way downtown to investigate these events when Jenny catches up with them. The scene among these three is just marvelous—it's almost always magic when Jenny, Abbie, and Ichabod get together, and Metzner makes the most of it. Jenny tells the Witnesses Frank is actually batting for Team Evil. As we learned last episode, Frank was able to hide his evil from Katrina with a rune embedded in his hand. But the power of the rune is fading, and Good Frank fears Evil Frank will soon take over. He wants Jenny to get his family out of town to protect them from him.

With mind-boggling speed, Ichabod and Abbie come up with a “nuclear” option in the event Frank really has joined the Bad Guys: use the Gorgon's head (whoa, they kept that thing?!?!) to turn Frank to stone if necessary, giving them more time to figure out how to free his soul from Henry. It turns out Abbie's been researching how to reverse the Gorgon's curse in order to free Grace Dixon's daughter from her stone prison. They've uncovered the alchemical spell used by Pygmalion to free Galatea (naturally). When Crane explains this to Jenny, with professorial delight, and Jenny responds with her best “Pig-who?” stare, it's kinda fabulous.

Our detective work continues downtown, with Abbie interviewing witnesses, and Crane deducing, with the help of lots of nifty flashbacks from Seasons 1 and 2, that what they are observing is not only supernatural, but witchcraft (why Andy Brooks was included in this list I have no idea. Yes, he spoke for the dead, but not due to witchcraft). Our heroes proceed to make a number of supernatural deduction leaps, while at the same time feeling irritatingly behind the curve in figuring all this out.

The act break is wonderful, delightful, and wholly refreshing. But just before it, Abbie and Crane deduce that all those affected by these “fugue” states heard a bell just before they went Full Sandman. When they come upon a Pass & Stowe bell in the town square, Abbie tells Crane, so quickly one could miss it, “the same bell has been hanging here since colonial times. This is not it.” This is an extremely important part of their cracking the case, yet this clue is almost lost in the joke of Ichabod having cracked the Liberty Bell (“a little” he deadpans to end the act).

(It turns out he actually blew it up, which is one of the more creative interpretations of “cracked” I've heard).

We begin Act II in the archives, Crane explaining that the bell he “cracked,” an earlier version of the Liberty Bell, poured in the same mold, was being transported by soldiers working for the Crown in 1773. Crane blew up that bell using a “black powder charge of my own making,” so now we know where he got his skill at exploding himself out of a coffin. Very nice. The flashback also shows us Crane knew how to create a good diversion whilst blowing up the bell. Put a pin in that.

It turns out bells have long been associated with pagan, wiccan rituals. Crane reminds us “there was once a thriving coven in this area” thus the descendants with witch's blood could number in the thousands.

Wait, isn't it canon that there were two covens is Sleepy Hollow—one good, one evil? Also, since when are pagans evil? It is nice to see Nicole Beharie get a chance to show off her awesome language skills pronouncing the German thingie. Abbie continues abrogating canon by supposing that, “a bell rings, and a thousand people turn into witches? We're talking mayhem.” But those who were affected most recently engaged in acts of violence because at the precise moment their witch powers were awakened they felt they had been screwed over royally by the folks whom they attacked. Their anger and attacks were anything but random.

Deducing that the new bell had been placed in the town square intentionally, in order to awaken witches (I'm just not even going to ask if this meant the Liberty Bell raised witches in Philadelphia), Abbie realizes they need to talk to Katrina. But Crane tells us that, since her encounter with the warlock Solomon Kent, she's been distant and withdrawn. Guys, fan outrage or no, we needed to see that, to see what was happening in the Cranes' marriage.

This transitions us nicely to Katrina, back at the cabin, using blood magic to try to find Henry (since she thought he was alive, based on his dream-like visitation, why she didn't just bike over to Fredericks' Manor I have no idea). We know Katrina's in the process of turning to the dark side because she's back in her widow's weeds, the black corset-cursed dress she wore in purgatory. A lovely and moving reunion between Katrina and Henry follows, as Katrina's magic appears to bring her son through the door. But the whole bit about “instinct pure and simple” being what motivated Henry to kill Moloch--”now I realize it was part of a bigger plan,”--sounds an awful lot like a conversation in the writers' room after the fact.

Back in the archives, detective and deduction work continue apace. Crane and Abbie decide they again have to “crack” [read: explode] the bell, but all their C-4 is gone from stupidly blowing up the Witness library. Can't they just get more from Cop Supply? No, they can't, because we need a hilarious trip for Abbie and Ichabod to a hardware store, so that Crane can get the necessary supplies to recreate his own black powder charge.

But before that, we head over to Fredericks' Manor for the most important scene of the episode. Henry's cleaned up the place, has his beloved plants growing there now, tells Katrina that spring has come to Frederick's Manor. He can see his mother still fears him, tells her he means her no harm. He describes his previous homicidal behavior as “misguided choices I have come to regret.” Katrina's willing to let him off easy, but not that easy. “You stood by Moloch's side as he sought to bring the apocalypse!”

“His apocalypse, not mine,” Henry retorts, proving once and for all that Henry Parish really is a lawyer. Before my brain has time to deduce that this explanation explains absolutely nothing, Henry presents Katrina with the Grand Grimoire. She takes the book from him in awe, fearfully noting the power of the enchantments within, how much destruction one could cause with them. But Henry attempts to reassure her. “I no longer seek wanton carnage,” he tells her. “I've found my path, to bring back our kind.”

Katrina's surprised that her son wants to “create witchbreed.” (What does that mean? It sounds super cool--create witchbreed—but wouldn't that be what Katrina's parents did between the sheets? What Katrina and Ichabod did?)  “To what end?” Katrina wonders aloud. Henry then goes on to paint a vision he hopes will enchant her: a new coven, a thousand strong, made up of the modern-day descendants of Sleepy Hollow witches, with Katrina and her son at the center.

We're led to believe this idea is attractive to Katrina, but for this idea to have any power over her we needed to have seen previously that a) Katrina felt lonely as a witch in the 21st century, b) Katrina lived in fear of her powers being found out and/or felt persecuted as a witch in either century, and/or c) that Katrina sought power, particularly over other witches. We've never seen any of these things.

Now, one could make the argument that that doesn't matter because Henry's vision isn't what really turns Katrina. All she wants is her son's forgiveness, acceptance and love—the chance to be a real mother to him. But it takes us quite a while into the episode to get to this place.

In response to Henry's plan, Katrina asks “what about your father?” Henry gently explains,“he can never be one of us.” Okay, Crane can never be a witch. So? It's not like he doesn't have a full-time job being a Witness. This will be great! A three-income family! Katrina then, inexplicably, tells her son, “you're asking me to give up everything I have believed in, fought for, for 200 years.”

“Yes, I am,” he replies, just so we are all clear the die has been cast.

Wait, huh? What? Why? If Henry's changed, as Katrina later argues to Ichabod, and if there's as likely to be “good” witches as “evil” witches among those “awakened,” why would Katrina have to turn her back on the Witnesses and their struggle against evil? Why couldn't she, Henry, and the good coven simply ally themselves with the Witnesses as the Sisterhood of the Radiant Heart allied themselves with Washington & Co. back in the day? Wouldn't this be a good thing in the war against evil?

Thus we come to Problem #1: Katrina's fall, as written, required an unexplained and really irritating abrogation of canon. If you tell us in Season 1 that there were two witches' covens in Sleepy Hollow—one good, one evil—you cannot expect us to accept as inevitable that the coven formed by Katrina and Henry will produce “mayhem” endangering the “innocent citizens” of Sleepy Hollow—especially if, per Katrina, Henry has changed. Particularly when Katrina, a supposed Quaker, tells us in the pilot that she is part of an ancient order, sworn (something Quakers don't do) to fight the evil in Sleepy Hollow. My generation—the generation who had our fondest childhood memories shat on by George Lucas because he seemed to think respecting his own canon was optional—has very little in the way of patience for this.

All questions and concerns are meant to be smoothed away when Henry puts the nail in Katrina's proverbial (eventually actual) coffin, telling his mother, “I need you.” It seems that Henry, who, throughout Season 2 has proven infinitely more powerful than his mother, needs her for the awakening spell's success because unlike him, she's a full-blood witch. To the writers' credit, we have been shown that, since she started experimenting with blood magic, Katrina's competence and power have increased dramatically. But still, guys. Jeremy was strong enough to survive Katrina's coven of (presumably some) full-blooded witches when they cast a spell on him to stop his heart, but now he needs mom for the awakening ritual? Okay. Fine. I'll buy that, because frankly, that's a small potatoes problem in comparison.

Katia Winter's response to Henry is marvelous--she is totally believable as a woman seduced by the promise of family, and fulfilling her son's needs—but it's not enough. Even watching the ideas of “coven,” “family,” “my son needs me again, and this time I won't let him down” flit across her fantastically expressive face, I'm just not buying it. It was all. Just. Entirely. Too. Fast.

Thus we come to Problem #2: One cannot undo two entire seasons of a character being good, self-sacrificing, noble, brave, and—most importantly—insanely, head-over-heels in love with her husband, in a single episode, let alone a single scene. To have worked, Katrina's fall required a multi-episode arc, as well as considerably more planting of motive earlier in the season.*

We needed to see Katrina developing and expressing profound resentment of, and perhaps a sense of abandonment by, Crane, the person for whom she sacrificed her son and 250 years of her life. We needed to feel that the only person with whom Katrina feels any real affinity/understanding is her son. And we needed to see Henry really seducing his mother into believing he worshiped her. Her then choosing the only man in her life who does could have made more sense. **

What was particularly sexy, from a writing perspective, to me, about Katrina's fall is that she didn't choose evil. She chose her son. She didn't become immoral, she became amoral, vis-a-vis the battle of good vs. evil. That she started trying to murder Witnesses hither and yon, that she was about to raise an army of witches and the mortals of Sleepy Hollow could become collateral damage in the process, that her marriage was simply flushed down the toilet because, inconveniently, her husband was a Witness who might take issue with their son's actions...none of these were her objective, merely the inevitable result of her choosing her son above all else—results she accepted with womanly fortitude and not even a hint of looking back.

Later in the episode, Katrina tells Henry that he saved her soul. At last we are meant to fully understand Katrina's motivation, namely, that she has been wracked with guilt since she left her son in Grace Dixon's care to protect him, since she learned of his suffering as a child and then a young man buried alive after she herself had been imprisoned in purgatory for saving Ichabod's life. She has been a shell of a human, not fully alive, until this moment. Henry has offered her redemption.

This is a beautiful, believable motivation. This could have worked, over several episodes, had we seen more evidence of Katrina's guilt and sense of spiritual emptiness throughout the rest of the season. Her love for Henry we saw. Her maternal need to protect him, to save him, was very clearly demonstrated. Her primal need to be reunited with him, her joy and horror that he died, perhaps, to save her...all of this was very clearly set up in the season that preceded this moment. But guilt? The kind of guilt that would make her turn on the only man she ever loved not to mention her entire identity until that point, as a person and as a witch fighting for good? No. That was not established, Sleepy writers. I'm sorry, but you just did not earn that.

I have wished all season that you would really explore/show Katrina suffering from serious PTSD from her time in purgatory. I think this could have helped in this regard, since what essentially happens here is that, given a chance at redemption, given a chance to finally be there for her son, she loses her mind.

No words for how marvelous this was.
In a tempo change which mysteriously works, Abbie's and Crane's trip to Sleepy Hollow's version of Home Depot proves delightful. Crane discovers pink flamingos as Abbie explains lawn decorating. Mison's impersonation of a bobbleheaded gnome is awesome. Perfect as a man discovering power tools for the first time, and wondering what holiday might be celebrated with a “band of barbate pygmies and monopedal pink birds,” Mison again demonstrates that the prop room is his oyster. The dialogue throughout is charming and hilarious, and the guest actor who asks Crane if “flint and steel” is a CD or a cologne is great.

The hardware shopping excursion also allows our heroes more time to elucidate their plan – they'll casually, you know, with no one suspecting a thing, move that ginormous bell from the town square into the tunnels beneath Sleepy Hollow and blow it up. Sure. Why not?

When we're reunited with our heroes outside the tunnels, getting ready to push the bell the last few hundred feet to exploding safety, Ichabod gives us the clumsy, unnecessary exposition, “all that remains is to push the bell into the tunnels...” so we know something's going to happen. Cue Frank, clearly Evil, brandishing a rifle and firing on our heroes.

Jenny, Ms. BAMF, says she can handle Mr. BAMF, and boy can she. Fortunately, Frank was considerate enough to bring a bolt-action single shot, meaning he needs time to reload, so Jenny has time to go after him firing. The fight scene between Jenny and Frank is fantastic. Greenwood's pain is palpable as she decides she has no choice but to take Frank down. Frank wants to know where his family is and promises her he'll shoot to kill her next time, but Jenny promised Good Frank she'd protect them from him. Thus, when Jenny fires next she hits him square on, three times. But, this is Evil Frank. He rises, completely unphased, black eyes of evil shining, and Jenny takes off running.
The happy couple, together at last.

As Abbie and Crane try to move the bell into the tunnels to blow it up, Henry arrives with Katrina on his arm. Crane thinks that Henry has kidnapped Katrina, asks Henry to let her go, that “this”--whatever “this” is at this point--is between the two of them only. Now, let's just pause here a moment. This is the first time Crane has seen his son since the latter killed his adopted father, Moloch, possibly sacrificing his own life, rather than kill his birth father. Granted, the way Henry's and Katrina's arms are entwined does make it look like Katrina's his hostage. But, isn't it just a little bit possible that Crane would want a personal moment with Henry before jumping to the worst possible conclusion? A moment of, “hey, son, thanks for killing Moloch for us. How ya' doin? Oh, and by the way, do you know anything about these witches being awakened by a bell? And, um, why are you kidnapping your mom?”

Mison and Winter are marvelous in this scene. They are both just ruddy amazing. The problem isn't the scene, but the lack of preparation for it. It's just WAY too seismic a shift, WAY too quickly.

Katrina essentially breaks up with Crane in this scene, ending a 250+ year love story and marriage of heroic turns, a love affair which resulted in the creation of not one but TWO Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and time travel for them both, by saying that she never should have tried to hook up with a mortal. Wait, what?  Huh?  SERIOUSLY?!?!  She is cold as ice as soon as she sees her husband, which makes no sense at all.  The contempt with which she tells her husband, “the idea that a mortal man and I could truly make a life together....” OUCH.  Crane immediately realizes that she's siding with Henry out of guilt and love and tries to reason her out of it. I could have done without Crane's paternal, lecturing tone and his insufferable finger, but such behavior from an 18th century man to his 18th century wife is sadly believable.

At any rate, once Crane tells them they can't have the bell, the war is on, and Katrina strikes at Ichabod with one of her light-weapon-thingies. She and Henry force Abbie and Crane into the tunnels, and then Henry walls them in so he and Mom can take off with the bell unmolested.

In the tunnels, Abbie tries to sympathize with Crane, to the extent that he's ready to show shock or grief at this point (which Mison does, magnificently, with his face, but it's almost impossible to see given the lighting). Abbie suggests that maybe Katrina's under a spell of Henry's, but Crane's having none of it.  The story he's sticking to, understandably--as Katrina did before—is that destroying the head evil honcho will clean things up for his “victims,” possibly bringing both Katrina and Irving back to the light side of the Force.  In other words, Henry is the problem, not Katrina, but he's still going to hold Katrina to everything she's saying and doing (thank God). Crane assures Abbie he won't hesitate to kill Henry this time, and they reaffirm their commitment to each other. But would a little tenderness have been so out of the question here? I mean, shit. The man's wife just dumped him AND joined the dark side!

Henry and Katrina take the bell to the place her coven used to meet, the old town hall, which also happened to be where the bell Crane blew up was headed (so were Crane and Katrina on opposite sides, unknowingly, even then?). There, something is clearly on her mind; Henry worries she's having second thoughts, but she assures him that when Solomon Kent told her she had neglected the truth about herself, it was never about blood magic or power, only about Henry, and that now, he'd given her back her soul. All season, all she wanted was for her son to love and need her as she had loved him for two and a half centuries.

This much-belated quasi-explanation for Katrina's rapid moral 180 is interrupted by Crane summoning his son down to the street to meet him (so they're on the second floor?  Don't ask me how Katrina and Henry got that heavy bell up the stairs—they're witches—let's just assume magic was involved). Henry's, “you have to admire his tenacity” is delicious—kudos Mr. Noble.

Henry tells his mother to prepare the awakening ritual while he deals with his father. Now, we know from an earlier scene that the plan here is to distract Katrina and Henry so the bell can be destroyed.

Meanwhile, Irving's ruthlessly hunting Jenny in the tunnels under Sleepy Hollow.

In the street, Henry taunts his father that the latter won't hurt him because he hasn't yet. Again, could we pause here a moment, please? This is essentially Ichabod's last opportunity to reason with/reconcile with his son. I know he needs to prove to Abbie that he's willing to kill him, but to have no attempt at a loving, or at least civil conversation struck me as false, particularly after the marvelous scene between the two men in the church in “The Akeda.” Instead, Crane just tries to shoot his son, an assault Henry easily deflects by stopping the bullet with his hand. We're then treated to a marvelous exchange between father and son as the latter complains that Crane is just like Moloch, self-satisfied and self-serving, that both abandoned him, and Crane finally, deliciously, witheringly tells his son that he didn't abandon him--he didn't even know he existed.

When Henry's magic stops Crane's bullet, Abbie appears to begin racing her SUV towards him. Katrina comes to Henry's aid, but she doesn't just stop the SUV, she blows it up! Damn, when Katrina starts doing stuff, she really starts doing stuff!

Crane's response, a weakly yelled “Leftenant” and berating Katrina with “this is how a mother nurtures her son, by teaching him murder in cold blood?” did not work for me. Okay, first, Crane, you just tried to kill your son, so you're not really the moral expert here on parenthood. And second, when Abbie's SUV goes up in flames, Mison has a really tough job performance wise. He has to simultaneously project terror and grief that Abbie has been killed (in order to fool Katrina and Henry, and perhaps even the audience, into thinking she's dead), while at the same time, believably conveying to the audience that he knew she was not dead. I think the director fell down on the wrong side of this one, as Crane's response makes it abundantly obvious he knew she wasn't killed. We know how Crane responds when he thinks Abbie's dead (see, for example, Mr. Metzner's S2 magnum opus, “The Weeping Lady”) and that ain't it.

Katrina's comeback, “you and Abbie chose this fight. You know our cause is noble,” refers to her earlier mention of Washington screwing over American witchery. Supposedly, Washington made a deal with Katrina's coven that if they helped the patriots win the war, they could “reintegrate” into society. (I'm not sure “reintegrate” is the best word for what she wanted, since the covens' descendants merging so effectively with the rest of the population as to become invisible seems like a rather effective reintegration to me). Therefore, she and Henry, by resurrecting this coven, are merely righting an historical injustice.

Well, I might agree with you Katrina if a) you weren't acting like Patty Hearst circa 1970-something, and b) you had ever expressed any of this before. Again, Mr. Metzner, great job trying to create back-story where there was none, but there is only so much after-the-fact tailoring one can do and still earn the huge place you needed to get to by the end of the hour.

In one sentence, Ichabod nails Katrina, and the writers, with the question of the hour, of the season: “How can you turn you back on all we once were?” Which may be why Katia Winter's “it is already done,” spoken with just a hint of regret, is wholly inadequate and yet really perfect, and powerful.

(Katrina's devotion to Ichabod is canon. We needed to see, earlier, that she was capable of even considering a life without him. While I appreciate the restraint of this scene, without such narrative building, I kinda feel like if you're going to reverse canon, you have to give Katrina and Ichabod a knock-down, drag-out confrontation over the fact that Ichabod just tried to kill Henry and Katrina just tried to kill Abbie. Going into a scene where she's willing to burn her husband at the stake, we needed an explicit scene showing why and how Katrina is so totally done with Ichabod).

At any rate, while these two continue negotiating their divorce settlement, despite having woken up in bed next to each other that morning, John Noble's Henry marvelously discovers Abbie, alive and well, at the bell. “A valiant effort, clever even,” he says admiringly. At least he's finally showing his enemies some appreciation. Fortunately, he never does notice the explosives Abbie attached to the bell.

Meanwhile Jenny locks herself in Jefferson's cell's viewing room with the Gorgon's head (conveniently located in the jar formerly used for the Horseman's head, because, as Jenny deadpanned earlier, “everyone just has a head-storage jar lying around.” Gorgeous Mr. M.)
Lyndie Greenwood, I think I love you. 

Frank's hot on Jenny's heels. He glares at her menacingly from the cell, in a marvelous call-back to the season-premiere. He wants his family, and thinks they want him. “When the bell tolls they'll know what's in their blood,” implying that his family also has witch blood. Hold the phone. Frank, his wife, and daughter aren't from Sleepy Hollow. They're from New York City. It's certainly not impossible that they have witch ancestry, but this geographical origin story does feel forgotten.

We never see how Crane is captured, merely that Katrina and Henry have tied him and Abbie to a giant post in the old town hall, so they can keep an eye on them as they complete their witch-raising ceremony. Oh, and burn them once they're done.

What follows, though, is a fantastic scene of Crane and Abbie being really smart and working together to figure out how to defeat Henry and blow up the bell. The tactic, one of them shooting towards the explosives on the bell, and the other shooting towards Henry, works because they split Henry's attention. The bullet headed for Henry's chest lands, and he dies, finally claiming his birth name—Jeremy--and sharing some dialogue from Hamlet with his father. I'm not going to critique the death scene, except to say that, like the other scenes between Crane and Henry in this episode, it was wholly unsatisfying in terms of any paternal-filial love.
Thank you, Mr. Noble, for all you gave us.
You will be sorely missed.  Wish I could
say the same for Henry.

Moreover, it would have been so nice if Henry could have had an arc, particularly given his game-changing killing of Moloch. Noble can play such a complex character, yet the Henry we got in Ep. 17 was almost boring. He seems kind when he tells his mother that Ichabod can't be part of their future together because his father will never be one of them. Not 20 minutes later he's cackling gleefully about burning his father at the stake. Henry has seemed insane all-season, so this is more believable than Katrina's turn, but not by much.

The bigger problem with this scene is Henry's mortality. It's canon, from Episode 2.11, that Henry's immortality is what makes it possible for him to kill Moloch and not be destroyed. Yet, here a bullet, with some sort of supernatural accoutrement, kills him easily.  Judging from what follows in Episode 2.18, namely that the equally immortal Katrina dies of a simple stab wound, I'm guessing that—like elves—witches' immortality doesn't apply to direct injuries. It would have been nice not to have had to query Tolkien for an answer to that quandary since I'm pretty sure he's never been on SH's payroll (however present he may regularly be in the writers' room).

With Henry dead, Frank is thankfully freed from indentured servitude to the Horseman of War, and he and Jenny reunite in a scene that fell surprisingly emotionally flat for me.

I really wanted this scene to make me weep. 
Katia Winter finally gets to rip up some serious scenery, and does so magnificently, in the episode's epic denouement.  Katrina turns her grief-soaked rage on Ichabod, blaming him for all her sorrow, and casting a spell to send herself back to the day Ichabod would have died, had she not saved him, to ensure that this time he does die. When Abbie follows her through the time-portal back to the 18th century to stop her, we're treated to a beautiful bas-relief of the pilot, this time with Abbie in Crane's shoes, wandering confused into 18th century Sleepy Hollow, to the sounds of a colonial “Sympathy for the Devil.” It's an absolutely gorgeous set-up for the finale.

"Wait.  I'm WHERE?  WHEN?"
The show has been renewed, Sleepy Hollow is still afloat (thank God, thank Fox). But there were some serious iceberg scars left in the hull in the turning process. Katrina's fall was the largest scar.

*To his enormous credit, Metzner gave us some of the most believable chinks in Katrina's goodness: covering up the death of Mary in 2.5, and opting to save Headless in the hope she could redeem Abraham in 2.13. Don Todd also gave us some good stuff in 2.10, when Henry lays out for Katrina the idea that her saving Ichabod in the first place is what caused all their problems since, and in particular, his suffering.

**Goffman handed us a golden opportunity in “The Akeda” with Crane breaking Katrina's heart. Yet instead of the writers showing the woman feeling legitimate anger and heartbreak over his treatment of her, and sharing that heartbreak with her husband at high volume, we instead got the same forgiving, self-sacrificing Katrina Crane devoted to her husband. The conflict between them is never dealt with at all, which is a shame because a) it could have been interesting and b) it could have helped make Katrina's fall believable.


Monday, April 20, 2015

Women Don't Riot, by Ana Castillo

Women Don't Riot(For N.B.S)

Women don't riot, not in maquilas in Malaysia, Mexico, or Korea,
not in sweatshops in New York or El Paso.
They don't revolt
in kitchens, laundries, or nurseries.
Not by the hundreds or thousands, changing
sheets in hotels or in laundries
when scalded by hot water,
not in restaurants where they clean and clean
and clean their hands raw.

Women don't riot, not sober and earnest,
or high and strung out, not of any color,
any race, not the rich, poor,
or those in between. And mothers of all kinds
especially don't run rampant through the streets.

In college those who've thought it out
join hands in crucial times, carry signs,
are dragged away in protest.
We pass out petitions, organize a civilized vigil,
return to work the next day.

We women are sterilized, have more children
than they can feed,
don't speak the official language,
want things they see on TV,
would like to own a TV--
women who were molested as children
raped,
beaten,
harassed, which means
every last one sooner or later;
women who've defended themselves
and women who can't or don't know how
we don't--won't ever rise up in arms.

We don't storm through cities,
take over the press, make a unified statement,
once and for all: A third-millennium call--
from this day on no more, not me, not my daughter,
not her daughter either.

Women don't form a battalion, march arm in arm
across continents bound
by the same tongue, same food or lack thereof,
same God, same abandonment,
same broken heart,
raising children on our own, have
so much endless misery in common
that must stop
not for one woman or every woman,
but for the sake of us all.

Quietly, instead, one and each takes the offense,
rejection, bureaucratic dismissal, disease
that should not have been, insult,
shove, blow to the head,
a knife at her throat.
She won't fight, she won't even scream--
taught as she's been
to be brought down as if by surprise.
She'll die like an ant beneath a passing heel.
Today it was her. Next time who.

--1998, Chicago
Excerpted from I Ask the Impossible by Ana Castillo. Copyright© 2001 by Ana Castillo. Excerpted by permission of Alfred A. Knopf, Inc. and Anchor Books, divisions of Random House, Inc. All rights reserved. Online Source.