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Monday, March 9, 2015

The Best of Sleepy Hollow, Season 2

Best Episodes
  1. “The Weeping Lady” by M. Raven Metzner and “The Root of All Evil” by Melissa Blake & Don Todd (TIE).
  2. “The Akeda” by Mark Goffman and “Kali Yuga” by Sam Chalsen & Nelson Greaves, story by Heather V. Regnier
  3. “Magnum Opus,” by Donald Todd and “Mama” by Damian Kindler.
It's my blog; I can cheat if I want to.


Best Performance by a Female Lead
Nicole Beharie in “The Root of All Evil”
God, we've missed you Frank!  Welcome back!

Best Performance by a Male Lead
Tom Mison in "Tempus Fugit"

Best Director/s
Doug Aarniokoski and Len Wiseman

Best Performance by a Lead Male Actor Ignored for Much of the Season
Orlando Jones in “The Akeda” and “Pittura Infamante”

Best Performance by a Male Actor in A Supporting Role (Regular)
Neil Jackson. In almost everything he did.

Best Performance by a Male Actor in A Supporting Role (Guest)
Zach Appelman in “And the Abyss Gazes Back”
Mr. Appelman gets my vote for best new
Shakespeare partner for Ichabod


Honorable Mention:
  • Sharif Atkins in “What Lies Beneath”
Best Performance by a Female Actor in A Supporting Role (Guest)
Aunjunue Ellis in “Mama”

Best Performance By a Regular Villain
Abraham/Headless in “Magnum Opus”

Best Guest Villain
Max Brown as Orion in “Paradise Lost”

Best Performance by a Lead Female Actor Sent to Series Siberia for Much of the Season
Lyndie Greenwood in “Mama” and "Root of All Evil"

Best Guest Good Guy/Gal
Founding Mother of the "Crane On The Brain" Society
Caroline in “The Weeping Lady”

Best Founding Father
Thomas Jefferson (though Ben Franklin in the finale was pretty great).

Best Resolution to a Character Conundrum
Hawley, in “Kali Yuga”

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Best Ichabbie Moment
Everything in “Kali Yuga”

Best Resolution to a Time-Travel Conundrum
Having Grace Dixon undo the travelers' spell in “Tempus Fugit”

Best Costume/Hair/Wig Moments
  • Ichabod's Flashback outfit, wig and hat in “The Weeping Lady” (wow)
  • Katrina's cocktail dress in “Pittura Infamante” (how do you say “wow” in Swedish?)
  • Ichabod's and Abraham's fencing clothes in “Magnum Opus” (please, sir, some more?)
  • Ichabod's blue shirt in “Heartless” (did post-production darken Mison's eyes, or are they really that blue?)
  • Abbie's hoodie in “Tempus Fugit” (I don't know why, I just loved it). (But Abbie needs to change it up next season. We get that she's a gorgeous badass in jeans. Let's let our hero have a little glamour).
  • Ichabod's uniform, hat and wig in “Tempus Fugit”
Best Confining of Men to the Sidelines and Letting the Women Handle It
  • “The Root of All Evil” and “Mama” (TIE)
Honorable Mention:
  • “Tempus Fugit” (Grace and Abbie exchange intel and cook up a spell while Ichabod just stands there holding flowers).
Best Ludicrous Talent of Ichabod's
Knowing how to play the Chinese bone flute
I just put this here cause she's so damned pretty.
And #AbbieMillsDeservesBetter

Best Defeat of a Villain by Abbie
Colonel Mustard, in the jail, with her bare hands, “Tempus Fugit”
Honorable Mention:
  • hand-to-hand combat against demons in “Paradise Lost”
Best Performance of a Witch by a Supposed Non-Witch
Abbie in “The Weeping Lady” and “Heartless”

Honorable Mention:
  • Jenny in “Mama”
Best Performance of a Witch by a Witch
Katrina in “Awakening” and “Tempus Fugit”

Best Hawley Moment
His appreciation of Ichabod having married a witch, and (sadly) his departure. (TIE)

Best War/Henry Moment
Everything in the last act of “The Akeda”

Best Katrina Moment
When she grabbed her husband and kissed him in “Pittura Infamante.”

Honorable Mention: whenever she stood up to Ichabod about anything.

Best “Ichabod Crane Modern Man” Moment
Ichabod drives. Like a maniac.

Yeah, we like brave heroines like Abbie and Jenny
and we like chivalrous men like Crane.  We're women.
Get over it.
Bravest Stunt People
Whoever was willing to get into a car with Tom Mison.

Best “Ichabod Crane Not A Modern Man” Moment

The bow to Caroline, his refusal to resolve things between them by text.

Honorable mentions:
  • Instantgram[sic] outrage
  • “Perhaps there's a stable near by....”
  • Mary Poppins love
Best Abbie “I Am So Done With You” Moment
With Ichabod and Katrina in Headless' cell after Katrina released the Horseman.

Best Ichabod Tirade
To Reyes, about his rights, in “The Root of All Evil”

Best Reyes Moment
Shooting Lydia Galway

Best Abbie Meltdown
They had potential, poor things. 
“That's what you took away from what we just saw?” in “Magnum Opus”

Best Sword Fight
Ichabod and Abraham in the Gorgon's cave,“Magnum Opus”

Honorable Mention:
  • Irving vs. War in “The Akeda

Best GIFable Moment
“Good Morning, Sunshine” from Magnum Opus. Kudos Doug Aaniovski, Lighting Team, Don Todd, and Tom Mison.

Best Music
Colonial-era “Sympathy for the Devil” from “Tempus Fugit”

Best Lighting
The. Whole. Damned. Season. Was. Phenomenal.

Best Sound
Ichabod swordfights with earbuds in “Go Where I Send Thee.” And probably tons of other stuff. I'm sorry. I don't know much about sound.

Best Special Effects
Would “all of them” be cheating?

Best Stunt Work By Stunt People
Honestly, I have no idea, because you all are so damned good at your jobs I have no idea when I'm watching stunt professionals and when I'm watching regular actors. All I can imagine is that you work very hard and it's very painful. Kudos, and Excedrin Back and Body to you!

Best Stunt Work By Non-Stunt People
Katia Winter in “The Weeping Lady”

Best Make-Up
Salem “witches” in “Spellcaster” and Spirit Mary in “The Weeping Lady”

Best “Crane is So In Love With Abbie” Moment
Thank you Brownie Harris, without whom
we never would have seen this.
When Abbie nearly drowns in the library

Honorable Mention
  • Watching her sing “Crazy” at Mabie's
  • Reaching for a knife to stop Katrina from killing Abbie.
Best “Abbie is So In Love With Crane” Moment
Without hesitation, following Katrina into the 18th Century to stop her from killing Crane
Honorable Mention
  • “Really? You're really going to go there?” when he suggests one day she might settle down with a husband.
  • “Szechuan Chicken? It's your favorite.”
Best Job Fixing a Problematic Character Arc
Let's be honest here:  Best moment of the whole
damned season (adjective choice intentional)
Killing Moloch and bringing Frank back from the dark side (TIE)

Best Relative of a Witness From the 18th Century
Grace Dixon, hands-down

Best Job Getting Katrina Out of Her Corset
Moloch.

Note: I know a lot of you are going to be shocked, confused or outraged that I didn't list “The Awakening” or “Tempus Fugit” among my favorite episodes. In truth, both episodes were outstanding on so many levels. The problem is, as the problem has always been, Katrina. But more on that in a different post.








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