(Written about 6 weeks ago)
Today was another of my writing days.
Naturally, this meant an adventure having nothing to do with writing.
We live, and farm, on land that is one
inch of precipitation away from a desert. We have no rights to the
river (see: stream) which flows through the land. Thus, our well is
our lifeline. Without it neither our garden, nor the critters, nor we can survive.
My husband came to me this afternoon,
as I was just settling down from running errands for the farm, to
tell me, in that terrifyingly portentous voice of his, “we may have
a problem.” If you're picturing Tom Hanks talking to Houston right
now, you've got the idea. “I need you to listen to the well pump.
It's making a strange sound.”
Well-pumps are like babies, buildings
during an earthquake, and rocket boosters—you never, ever, ever
want to hear them making strange sounds.
I knew my writing day had essentially
ended, and walked outside. Sure enough, the pump was not only making
a very disturbing sound, it was making it really loudly. My
guess—which I would just like to point out turned out to be
correct—was that the filter on the pump had gotten seriously
clogged and needed to be cleaned out. This was a reasonable
assumption, given that our water is very heavily mineralized and, of
late, the water coming out of our faucets was proving a lot redder
than usual (indicating a high iron content, a compromised filter
on our pressure pump in the house at the very least, if not a cistern
needing a good cleaning, and a potentially compromised well-pump
filter too).
Of course, my husband being the
methodical, moon-in-Virgo type that he is, we couldn't trust my
intuition and go straight to that. We needed to problem solve
sensibly, ruling out various possibilities one at a time. My
husband's fear sensors had already gone to DEFCOM whatever, and were
seriously fretting over the two worst case scenarios: the pump was
dying (bad) or the well had gone dry (catastrophic).
I can't make fun of my husband for this
because my mind tends to run towards the catastrophic as well, but
this wasn't my first rodeo, and the last time the well-pump stopped
working, as I was busy freaking out, his sensible problem-solving
brought me in off a ledge and fixed everything fine even though he
wasn't in the state at the time.
We did things his way. First I tried
turning the pump breaker off and on to see if that helped. It
didn't. By now the pump was practically having an articulate
argument with us it was so unhappy. The next step, the husband suggested, was to open the cistern and see if we could tell whether
water was in fact going into the cistern from the well.
This may sound simple enough, but it's
not. For one thing, our cistern is underground. For another, we
haven't had to open it in 18 months, and for a third, we live in a
valley east of the Great Sand Dunes National Park. In practical
terms, this means that every winter our fields, garden beds, and any
other bits of earth around the house are covered in drifting, course sand. It took my husband a while to even find the cistern. Once he
did, we had to dig it out from beneath two feet of compacted earth.
And goat poop, because our goats love
to pasture and sit nearby. Unfortunately, this means that when we
finally were able to lift the obscenely heavy concrete lid off (not
before nearly crushing both of our sets of fingers and wrecking both
of our backs), we got to watch not only sand, but goat poop fall into
the cistern holding our drinking water. Nifty.
My husband sent me running for a
strainer so he could strain the, as-yet, floating poop out of the
cistern. Doing this, of course, required leaning so far into the
cistern he a) nearly fell in and b) inadvertently pushed a great deal
more sand into the water.
At any rate, ultimately we were able to
see that the float—which tells the pump when to come on in order to
fill the cistern—was at it's lowest point, and if there was water
coming in from the well at all, it was doing so very slowly. My poor
husband even extended himself head first into the cistern again to
ascertain if he could feel it coming in through the intake. It was,
but not with much strength.
So we conceded we had to open up the
well itself, haul up the pump and see if we could figure out what was
wrong with it. My husband was reluctant to do this; I didn't
understand why until we had to put the pump back into the well. But
I'm getting ahead of myself.
I was sent to turn the pump off again,
collect tools and a tarp, and eventually cleaning materials. When my
husband pulled the pump out, the last five feet of the electrical
cord attached to it was coated in a black substance. The pump itself
had this hard black substance all over it, and the filter was nearly
completely blocked by crusted black goo. I told my husband I'd seen
this before, and he had too, but never this bad. I wondered aloud
that it must be some kind of mineral, perhaps a bacteria.
“It can't be coal,” my husband
said.
Ding, ding, ding!!!
“Of course it can! That's it! It has to be! It's hardened, congealed coal dust picked up along the seams with the water.”
“Of course it can! That's it! It has to be! It's hardened, congealed coal dust picked up along the seams with the water.”
The primary economic driver of this
area, until relatively recently, was coal-mining. Coal is as
indigenous to this earth as the iron that stains all our appliances,
the sand from the dunes, and the Apache, not necessarily in that
order.
As we cleaned the filter, first with a flathead screwdriver, scrape, scrape, scraping, and then with a toothbrush, vinegar water, and baking soda, our hands were dyed black by the wet coal dust. The smell permeated everything—if you've never smelled wet coal, trust me, the smell is wholly unique and you never forget it. It's not bad, necessarily, just strong. I felt like an idiot, like somehow I had let my entire family down, not being able to recognize it immediately. It's something, like alcoholism, hospitality and fighting, intrinsic to my extended family.
Eventually we set the pump in a
five-gallon bucket of vinegar water and turned it on. It ran like a
champ, and we were able to reinsert it in the well. This process was what
my husband affectionately likes to call a relationship test. I wish
for you, here and now, that you never, ever have to get a well-pump
back in a well. But if you do, seek marriage counseling
before and after.
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